When a male and a female engage in intercourse (vaginally), and the male ejaculates into the women's vagina, one of his sperm cells may come in contact with one of her egg cells. After this, the science is very iffy. However, on a broad, general level, the cells will begin to multiply until it reaches the size of a normal baby. About nine months down the line, the baby will come out of the women's vagina, and will be free to roam the world. Yippee!

"Why is the world going to hell?" is a variation of the common idiom, "The world is going to hell." Like I said, it is an idiom, and not necessarily the truth. For instance, if someone said, "It's raining cats and dogs," no intelligent person would actually believe that it was literally raining cats and dogs. As such, when you heard that the world was going to hell, that person who said so just wanted to express that the world is declining according to his variables.

Case in point, you started with a wrong assumption. The world is NOT going to hell. Hope you feel better. Cheers!

I'm not sure if you wanted me to listen to all your songs and review them on their respective pages. But if you did, I apologize because I'm going to review them right here as a collective body of work:

It sucks. I mean, really... there is a reason why most of your songs have a rating of less that one. Try learning music theory, because it will drastically improve your music. In fact, I created two music theory threads not too long ago:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/508807
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/511402

Hope you enjoy reading them!

I can not possibly answer your question because it it too ambiguous:

1) If by "seal" you meant "pinniped", then how do I know whether or not to include eared seals in my estimate? And furthermore, what about species related to pinnipeds?
2) If you are talking about a U.S. Navy Seal, there are a lot of undercover missions that no normal citizen knows about. Thus, I couldn't tell you that.
3) If by "seal" you mean the seals on letters, NO ONE knows. And why would you care anyway?

So sorry. There is no possible way I can answer your question; it is too ambiguous. I shall classify this as "retarded".

You can't. You just simply can not control all the people in the world. The Mongols, the Europeans, Hitler. They all tried to take over the world to no avail. Taking over the world must be done consentually, something that can not be done. It is simply impossible, and not to mention ethically wrong.

Imagine all the pain and suffering you would cause. That would be terrible! And then, when "your people" revolt against you, imagine all the pain and suffering you would go through. Simply put, taking over the world is impossible. However, theoretically, it still would be bad for both your people, and you.

You start off with an incorrect assumption.

Newgrounds (when compared to the real world) IS a nice, friendly place.

Oh my wow. I'm getting a lot of these assumptive questions lately:

All Jews are not NOT successful businessmen. And furthermore, not only are all Jews not businessmen, but only about 50% of them are men! You are what is referred to as a "racist" and "sexist". I'm not going to ask you to die in a fire, but can you please do the world a tiny favor please? Thanks for you time.

Thank you for your acknowledgments. You are the first to say anything of that nature. However, if you have two questions, but only want to ask one, then why go on a ramble about whether or not you want to ask one or two? You can certainly just select that ramble and press backspace. Also, learn grammar. Anyway...

I understand that you have a mental handicap, but regardless, you should not join the army. In the midst of a war that may go on for several more years, now is not the time to join. You may DIE. And on top of that, the money they give you is highly insufficient. The average soldier only gets $30,000 for college. That will only last you for a year. After that, you are screwed. It would be better for you to just do one of those work-study programs that some colleges have. Or alternatively, try community college!

Thanks for your question.

Your first question is a repeat, and I'm too lazy to find it to copy+paste. I shall define your first question as "retarded".

As for your second question, yes. I have the ability to vote 5 on your flashes. However, after viewing two of them, I felt compelled to vote 0 on both of them. Sorry. You just suck as an animator. Oh well. Pick up dancing!

My god! Assumptive arguments are rampant lately!!!

Your question is asked with an incorrect assumption. I was never "touched". And furthermore I don't have an "Uncle Charlie" or a butler.

"Retarded".

I'm not much into heavy metal, but just listen to more music, and play more music. That is the number one way to get inspired. Don't copy people, but try to mimic styles. Soon enough, your imagination will be able to walk on its own.

So yeah, listen to moar and play moar. Thanks for your question.

Question=retarded. I dunno.

More importantly, how did the chicken get to the road it crossed?

Question=retarded.

You answer your own question in your question. I am.

You answer your own question in your question. I am.

Dru... oh wait no.

Sex and rock 'n roll would be my guess.

Why?

Nu did.

You're assuming I can read and write in English. That is rather faulty.

This page, myself, you. We are all figments of your imagination.

Wake up Neo.

A: Who doesn't give a flying fuck about my answers. What does.
B: What does? What?! I don't know.
A: I don't know doesn't give a flying fuck about my answers.
B: What?!
A: Yes.
B: Who?
A: No. What does.
B: What?!
A: Precisely.

Yes. "What?" is a question.