Your question is very vague, and the meaning is left to be interpreted by the reader. However, assuming you're asking me to clarify my statement, I'll reiterate:

I want others to post a comment to this blog post, asking me a question. I tell people that I will answer them under the condition that it's not too retarded. I hope that I've been some help!

The question observed here is again very vague. Additionally, the poster has assumed that I suck bad. This however is not true in any meaning:

1. If by "suck", you are implying some sexual connotation, then I simply have never "sucked" in my life. Thus, it can not possibly be determined if I suck bad or good. I would additionally like to inquire if I am reading into your question when I wonder if there is any implication toward your own sexual desires here.
2. If by "suck", you mean a general statement regarding life, you can not possibly know me. Therefore, you have no way of knowing if I suck or not. Conversely though, it WOULD be correct for me to way that your question sucks. Next?

Q.E.D.

Pi is a mathematical constant approximately equal to "3.14159". It is calculated by dividing the circumference by the diameter to any circle. This is possible because a circle's proportions are always the same regardless of size. Another way to calculate pi, is dividing the area of the circle by the radius squared.

Interestingly enough, pi is what is referred to as an "irrational number". It is called this because the digits of pi will never repeat themselves in a sequence. To clarify, something like "two thirds", although containing an infinite amount of decimal places, is not referred to as an "irrational number" because it follows in a sequence. It is rational. However, the number pi, can never be accurately displayed in decimal form because it never repeats itself.

Pi is one of the most important constants in mathematics, and is found everywhere. From finding the area and circumference of a circle, to appearing in several physical laws in our universe (including Einstein's theory of general relativity). To standard deviation and complex analysis. Pi remains a fundamental aspect to understanding mathematics, and ultimately, ourselves.

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Well, that really depends on who you ask. If you ask a religious person, they might say that life here on Earth is a test to see if you are worthy of getting the positive outcome after you die. For a Christian, you'd go to heaven; for a Buddhist, you'd get reincarnated into something better or go to Nirvana; for a Jew, you'd also go to heaven; and for a Muslim, you get to go to a special place full of virgins!

As an atheist though, I believe that life, ultimately, has no meaning, and that we have to make the best of it while we still can. Ultimately though (did I just use the word "ultimately" twice?), it really matters upon your opinion.

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How the hell would I know your name? Chances are, you are thousands and thousands of miles away from me. However, if I had to guess, your middle name is one of the following: Marie, Elizabeth, Rose, Lynn, Renee, Grace, Ann(e), Mae/May, Christine, Kay or Rae. Those names are statistically the most common.

As I am not a God, and therefore not omniscient, I can not possibly know if you will ever own a firearm. However, if I had to guess, I'd say not. Even in America, the gun crazy nation in our world, only 7 out of 30 Americans own guns. Thus, the odds are against your ever getting a gun. Sorry.

I believe you answered the questioned in you own question: They are.

Again we see here another question that has been answered by the very question it comes from: They are.

I am beginning to believe that people are being silly rather than genuinely not understanding my proposal. I will thus repeat my response from the same exact answer I gave above to the same exact question:

"Your question is very vague, and the meaning is left to be interpreted by the reader. However, assuming you're asking me to clarify my statement, I'll reiterate:

I want others to post a comment to this blog post, asking me a question. I tell people that I will answer them under the condition that it's not too retarded. I hope that I've been some help!"

The Internet has brought rise to a whole new form of communication. With this new type of communication, it becomes more than easy to lie, insult, and generally be a n00b without any serious repercussions. It is my belief that you did not just ask a question. Observe:

*Had sex with a hot girl*. It is more than obvious that I did not just have sex with a hot girl. However, it is easy for my to type so even though I am lying. In a similar fashion, it is just too easy for you to lie about asking a question.

Furthermore, even if you did ask a question, there would be no possible way for me to answer you. The chances are that you are thousands of miles away from me. I could not possibly in any way hear such a question. I'm sorry if you are unsatisfied with this response, but you have to see how ridiculous this makes you seem. Sorry.

Yes. Of the billions of solar systems, and of the billions of stars, and of the billions of planets, and of the billions of possible ecosystems; I am almost certain that there must be more life in this universe of ours.

Furthermore, is string theory is correct, and string membranes exist, there could be an infinite amount of universes! If we count these universes' spaces as well, the chances of more life infinitely approach one.

So yes, I do believe that there is life in space.

I PM'd this man to inquire about his penis size so that I could create a better analysis. I was going to say that his initial assumption of his penis being bigger than mine was false, but apparently he has an 8.5 inch wang. I however, am stuck at 8.49.

Back to the question though, your penis is bigger than mine because of genetics.

Zombies, I am afraid, do not exist. I am sorry.

If they did though, I do imagine that you may be bitten. Hope I've been some help!

You want to have anal sex with me, because you are what is known as a homosexual. Homosexuals are attracted to their same sex. Logically following, I, being the same sex as you (and not to mention very hansome), am the object of your attraction. However, I am not a homosexual, so a relationship between us will never work. Sorry.

Let me warn: You will be teased, and in some cases, physically punished for being a homosexual. However, be proud of who you are, and don't give in to these ignorant bafoons! Good luck to you and your new found sexualty, good sir.

The answer depends on who you ask. As for me though, I tend to believe that you are here because of this thing called "evolution". Somewhere down the line, all the parts of life came together -- I believe in the endosymbiotic theory -- and after billions of years of slight mutations over a long period of time, the first "humans" arrived. These "humans" continued to reproduce, and that is why you are on this planet Earth.

However, if you were to ask a religious person, they may tell you that God put us here. Fin.

"Answer this question" is neither a question nor a natural sentence. It is an impossible demand; there is no question to be answered. Assuming you meant something to the likes of "Respond to this statement" however, I will oblige as such.

You start out with an incorrect initial assumption. I do not believe that mankind is inclined towards hating one another. In fact, just taking a look outside your own house is enough proof -- bunnies, sunshine, rainbows galore!

There are no wars in this great world of ours. There is no hate. There is no anger in this great world of ours. There is no evil. No, there is nothing but peace, joy, and prosperity. There is only love. There is only good. There is only us. God bless America. And God bless the world.

Whether or not your question is retarded is irrelevant to the fact that it is miles more thought-out than a lot of other questions I've had to delete. So, congrats on then aninjaman! :D

I can not, and should not give legal advise as I am not a lawyer. However, my initial instincts tell me that what you have encountred is a scam. In other words, find a lawyer to give you legal advise, but as far my useless opinion, do not send that Nigerian king your account and pin number; he's tricking you, and not only will you not get two million dollars, you will get money taken away from you.

Also, did I not ask for you to ask me A question, implying I wanted only one question from each person... meh. I don't really care.

When I was young, my favorite color was red. -- it was the color that represented blood, violence, and anger. However, now that Newgrounds has desensitized me to everything violent, my favorite color is now blue. Thanks for the question.

Your question contradicts itself and can not possibly be answered.
Lets explore all the possible possibilities:

1) If we assume that the answer is true, then that contradicts the statement "the answer to this question is false." Thus the answer can not be "true".
2) If we assume that the answer is "false", then we must plug the value into the statement. When doing so, we find out that "false" is a false answer. Thus the answer can not be "false".
3) If we assume that the answer is something else entirely, then that not only deviates from the two given choices, but it contradicts the statement "the answer to this question is false".

Unfortunately your question can not be answered. Your question presents an equation where the answer must be negative. However, the possible answers you give result in a (1) positive, or (2) double negative, and therefore positive. Your question defeats itself. Sorry.

Three things:
1) You should have capitalized the "I" in "is".
2) The word "it" is completely unnecessary.
3) Your question is a repeat. However, I understand that a copy and paste can do wonders:

"Whether or not your question is retarded is irrelevant to the fact that it is miles more thought-out than a lot of other questions I've had to delete. So, congrats on then aninjaman! :D"

1) I wouldn't mind if you "stole my idea". It isn't much of an idea anyway. However, judging by your BBS posts, I highly doubt that your answers will be of a any sort of comparable caliber to mine. But again, I don't mind.
2) Would I mind if you called me a "donkey raping shit eater"? Well, it doesn't seem like my minding so or not would make a difference as to your calling me one. However, to answer your question: Yes, I would mind if you called me that.
3) I do not have a puppy for you to rape. If I did though, I wouldn't allow you to rape it. There is something seriously wrong with you.
4) Please learn English.

Well that raps up this page of questions and answers!